- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

good one jess !!

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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