Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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nba live 13

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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