- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

whats 2+2? 4

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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