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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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