Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Minecraft.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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