Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A: B: No pun intended.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Niki Minaj's ass

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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