How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Deadly cancer.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Yes.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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