How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Womens' Rights

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justin bieber

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I said I hate niiggers

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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