What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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PUDDING

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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