- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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