- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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