- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

hi to the world fromthe world

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Womens rights

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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