- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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