There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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An atheist walks into a church

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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