what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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