What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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