If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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