- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Penis penis poop butt

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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