- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Snausages.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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