- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Welcome to die!

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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