A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

You're Adopted.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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