Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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no

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What's up brah brah

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Kelly Clarkson

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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