how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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