What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Your social life.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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