Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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