Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

How many cows say moo? All of them

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

for keeps?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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