What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did the book disappear?

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I'm taken

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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