The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Are you Drew?

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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