What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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dead battery come on down

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women's rights

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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