What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Dogs

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Snooki

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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