A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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