Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Sorry boss

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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