- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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