- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I can Nazi

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Kelly Clarkson

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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