There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

wood cant chuck wood

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's an Anti Joke?

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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