- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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