why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Gorden Brown.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Toaster

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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