- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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