- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

How many cows say moo? All of them

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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