What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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