why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Dick spice

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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