- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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