- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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