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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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hey

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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You smell like shit

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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