why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Mitt Romney.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Oh...okay, good.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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