Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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melon

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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