What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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I lost my tractor.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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