woman's rights

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Leave her alone...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Alex Eggbert

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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