Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Women's rights

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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