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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

How are you? Yes

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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