- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I lost my tractor.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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