If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Tim and Eric

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why did the book disappear?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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