- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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