- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

I hate black people. Because their black.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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