- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Hi my name is Jim

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

I saw a shovel once.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

This is an anti-joke.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

your mum

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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