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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

crap!!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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