What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Knock knock --Come in.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Strawberries!

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

womens rights

im not as random as you think I- Potato

my name is Jacob sartorious

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