How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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