A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Tim and Eric

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did the book disappear?

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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