Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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knock knock. come in.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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