Woman's Rights

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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