- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Yes!

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

YOU

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

i like pie.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Your Mom.

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