Why did the book disappear?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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