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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

rebecca is a hard worker

Guess what.. chicken butt

I have aids

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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