What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

A women president

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Woman rights.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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