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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

hit the thumbs down button

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

ginger

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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