How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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knock knock. come in.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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