What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Obamacare haters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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