Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Who is a knob? ross d

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Women's rights.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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