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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Worst joke ever

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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