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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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