- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

I killed someone today. :D

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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