roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Women's rights

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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