How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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*you're

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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