- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Black people

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

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