- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Nippies

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Netflix and chill

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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