What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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