- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Black people

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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