- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Chinese drivers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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