How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

lol

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

i like turtals and kids

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Women's rights.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Hi

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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