A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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