why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Your mom is fat

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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