Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Zach Barlow

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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hi corey

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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