- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Spell: “This word”

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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