water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Male penises.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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