Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Woman Rights

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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