What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Jersey Shore

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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hey bill!

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Samantha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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