- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

An atheist walks into a church

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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