An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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im black

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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