- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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