- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

I ponder

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

knock knock. come in.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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