- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Mitt Romney penis

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Your time.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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