^that joke a piece of shit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Women Driving.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Penis.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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