- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What time is it? 20:45.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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