- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Badgers are cool

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

roses are red, violets are blue.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Chicken

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Potassium? K.

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