every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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