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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Needless to say,

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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