why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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knock knock. come in.

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