Badgers are cool

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Potassium? K.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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