- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock knock. Death.

how do you confuse a blond?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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