- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

I had my period 3 days ago.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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