- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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