Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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im black

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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That's what she didn't say

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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