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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

obama's promises

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.