Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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your mum

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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My life :(

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Membean

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Butt Sex.

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