How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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ugh good riddance

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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