yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Your social life.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Womens Rights.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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lol a man is drowning

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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