- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

gay marriage.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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