- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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