- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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