sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Fiats

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Netflix and chill

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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