Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Potassium? K.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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