How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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