What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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