Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Badgers are cool

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Your all fags

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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