DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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So. The gays. ...

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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