Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Bake until golden at 375

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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the WNBA

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Anti Joke

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