- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Badgers are cool

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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