- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why is pi? Because circles.

Two english guys meet at work

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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