Donald Trump

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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