whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Lil' Wayne

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What's funnier than poop? More poop

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Women's sports.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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