Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Women's rights.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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