rebecca is a hard worker

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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