George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Woman's rights.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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KKK

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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