Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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