The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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xavier stop

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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