Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Anti Joke

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