- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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