- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

a man walked into a bar ouch

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Womens rights.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Civil Rights.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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