What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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WNBA

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Worst joke ever

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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