- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

-_- i like trains ... -_-

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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