How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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