How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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You're Adopted.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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