- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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