- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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