What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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