i like tits

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I am a n1gger.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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