Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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