I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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