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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Breast cancer.

Today is May 18 2016.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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