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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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