Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Men's Sports

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What causes floods? Too much water.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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