- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A Jew! Bless you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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