What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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